Esquire magazine has a pretty lame gift guide for the perpetual bachelor here. Electric razors? Meat? Vacuums? Man bags? Lonesome Dove? Who the fuck are they kidding?
The mainstream media really doesn't know us at all, do they?
Well, This Bachelor has some ideas:
3 comments:
Sir,
I object of your treatment of women as something to be given as gift. It is dehumanizing and insulting to those of us who respect women. It is no wonder you remain a Bachelor.
Good sir,
I was going to give you Zooey Deschanel for Christmas but now you can forget it!
True story: over holiday break I drank PBR and Crown, ate mac and cheese with ketchup, watched sports on no less than TWO Samsung LCDs, and thought inappropriate things about Zooey Deschanel (also Emily). However, Jack Daniel's can go futch itself.
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