Rod Blagojevich/Bob's Big Boy/Impeached Governor of Illinois appointed Attorney General and Businessman Roland Burris to sit in Barack Obama's vacated senate seat. Clearly, this entire situation and everyone involved in it is insane. However, This Bachelor likes the cut of Burris's jib. Is there anything more ostentatiously badass than building a mausoleum in monument of yourself and your accomplishments before you die? It's delightfully egotistical and positively dandyish. I'm going to start on mine right away.Here's a picture of the tasteful edifice:
Oh yeah, ever the modest one, Roland Burris named his children Roland jr. and Rolanda. I love this guy!
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