I May Have to Start Watching American Idol

No, actually, no I won't... Because there are photos... photos on the internet. Like here.

A Very Happy Birthday to Zooey Deschanel

She's not just for nerds anymore.

She and Him - Why do You Let me Stay Here?

Women in Handmade Beards - Strangely Hot?

Yes, I'd say so.

As far as I can tell, this young lady is selling these homemade hirsute crafts on Etsy. I smell a last minute gift for the woman in your life.

This Bachelor's First Date Idea #1

The Gun Range

Seriously, everybody loves guns, just be careful what you say and where you put your hands. Don't be fresh when your lady's packing...

The Bachelor Abroad

The skillful bachelor can navigate any locale whether or not he knows the language. However, there is one phrase every young man must know to survive while traveling, "What do you want to drink?"

Memorize these:

French: Que voulez-vous boire?

German: Was möchten Sie trinken?

Spanish: ¿Qué usted quiere beber?

Portuguese: Que você quer beber?

Italian: Che cosa volete bere?

Dutch: Wat wilt u drinken?

Greek: Τι θέλετε να πιείτε?

Happy Traveling!

The Eternal Allure of the Crazy Girl

We've all dated her. We've all woken up in the middle of the night to the sounds of our girlfriend simultaneously sobbing and baking. Who among us hasn't spent days in the doghouse over something you did to her in her DREAM? Who hasn't had a drink thrown in their face over what any rational human being would consider to be an innocuous comment? Sure, we've all been there. However, we bachleors are truly the ones at fault here. We keep going back to the crazy girl well again and again when scores of perfectly lovely sane women are out there. What is the eternal appeal of dating unstable women?

Details magazine tried to answer that question last month.

Myself, I think a lot of men have a subconscious desire to make their lives difficult. What Freud would call the "Death Wish." Couple that with every man's desire to be needed and to take care of their romantic partner and the average man has no chance against the crazy girl. I think this comic encapsulates the phenomenon well: